The nonsense before the nonsense.
Decapitated limbs, chipped nails, unfinished grins. Well, I can fix that... for my characters at least. Just let me get out my pencil...

Did you know that Rei plays the keyboard?



Rei seems to doubt that I'll ever fix his head back on again. Perhaps I won't. He looks more endearng this way doesn't he?

Okay... let's continue.

Mel's standing on the stage.

Mel: Stop! Stop this at once! I have a solution to your problems!

Everybody looks up admist the decapitated teachers and bloodstained pompoms.

Mel: Since we can decide who is the cutest at this age, we'll take a look at your baby photos!

Teacher's fanclub: We volunteer Raeyl's baby photos!

Mel: Okay... hey! Where did he go?

The emergency exit door lies ajar and there is this cloud of dry dust.

Mel: He seems to have mysteriously disappeared... so he's out of the contest...

Seems like the teachers' fanclub is gone too. Most dry dust...

Mel: *Cough. Cough.* Nevermind. Less people, less violence. Now what about Keel? (turns to find Keel). Hey! Don't tell me he's gone too!

Somewhere in the background.

Keel: I love you and you only...

Teiltak: Aww... I love you too...

Skylight: -_-" (quick, let go of me...)

And the happy lovesick couple exits through the back door.

Mel: Hmm... our second contestant has disappeared too. Ah well. Rei what about you?

Rei: *demoralised* No one took photos of me when I was a baby! *sobs* I wasn't a baby for very long either. *sobs*

The PPZ (Portable Petting Zoo): Poor Rei! Don't worry! You'll always be our baby!

All of them hug.

Mel: *sob* So touching.

Jereguith: *raises hand*

Mel: What? Can't you see I'm sympathizing with them.

Jereauith: But I need to pee...

Mel: Fine. Fine. Whatever. Shoo!

Jerequith runs off the stage and to the nearest loo.

Mel: Now how? We don't seem to have any contestants!

The SC Squad: Go Seffier! Go Seffier!

Mel turns to see long forgotten Lord Seffier collecting cobwebs and dust.

Mel: OH yes! Lord Seffier! You're the only one who survived the whole competition.

Lord Seffier: Huh?

Mel: Therefore, I declare that you win the title of THE CUTEST GUY IN ANTAGALOGE!

SC Squad: YEAH! Go Seffier! Go Seffier!

Seffier: I don't believe it. *goes all teary eyed* It's a dream come true!

Mel: Special thanks to anyone?

Seffier: First, I want to thank... myself. For being so good-looking (Mel: Bah!) Secondly, I want to thank my supporters!

SC squad: *carry Seffier off* WE LOVE YOU SEFFIER!

Mel: That seems to be the end of that.

Skylight and Ainsel: *come up* Yup. We agree.

Mel: Come on. Let's go get a slushie. You too Rei and the PPZ.

THE END.

And all of them go for a slushie.

Credits roll.

Expect more from the female side of Antagaloge in the next post.