Just before we start with anymore nonsense... I decided to post a little bit of nonsense before that. And just in case you don't understand what I'm saying, I'm spouting nonsense and anything below is the same as nonsense. ^-^. School is nonsense. It does things to your brain.A side-talk thingie.
Keel is someone who goes in and out and all over the place, so very few things surprise him. He's rather pratical and can't seem to sympathise with poor Mel. Take a look at the abstract below.
Mel: Today was a horrible day!
Keel: Why?
Mel: Because... *take out favourite bag and points to three big stains* of this!!!
Keel: *looks* Why don't you wash it off?
Mel: That's what I'm going to do...
Keel: Ok, I'm off...
Mel: No wait! I haven't finished talking about my bad day!
Keel: Alright...
Mel: I lost my milk bottle!
Keel:o_o... Milkbottle?
Mel: Yes! My milkbottle!!! My precious milkbottle!
Keel: You can always look for it...
Mel: True.
Keel: Cheerio, I'm going...
Mel: No wait! I have to tell you about my lost watch?
Keel: When did you lose it?
Mel: Yesterday.
Keel: But I thought we were talking about today.
Mel: We are! My watch is still lost today.
Keel: Then go and find it! Goodbye. *rushes off*.
Mel: -_- What an unsymphathic freak...
Suddenly Lady Felidia comes running in.
Lafy Felidia: *falls at Mel's feet weeping* I totally sympathise with you!!!
Mel: ... (is that thing grovelling on the ground human?)
Ok. Nonsense part two. Continuation from the last entry.Back in dunno where, where the competition is being staged.
Mel: The judges have come to their final decision. So who will it be? Raeyl?
Teachers' fan club: WE LOVE YOU RAEYL!
Mel:... Jerequith?
Crowd: *applause*
Mel: Keeral?
Crowd: *applause* (Teiltak seems to be MIA... smell a plot?)
Mel: Rei...
Gun: Bang!
Mel: Stop it Rei!
Rei: Sorry. Felidia still isn't dead...
Mel: And Lord Seffier!
Crowd: *Deafening silence*
Mosquito: zzzzzz.........zzzzzz...
Gun: Bang!
Mosquito drops dead. Rei tucks his gun into his pocket.
Mel: Rei!
Rei: Sorry...
Mel: Judges, you final decision...
Aisel: Off all the guys, we think... Raeyl is the cutest!
Teachers's fanclub: *teachers suddenly appear in miniskirts and spanky pants and they whip out some weirdo pompoms* Go Raeyl! Go go Raeyl! Go Raeyl! Go go Raeyl!
Mel: (what sort of idiotic cheer is that?)
Spiro: Grrr... we didn't agree on that! We said Rei was the cutest! Right guys!
The portable petting zoo: We second that! *Start attacking the teachers*
Teacher's fanclub: ARGHH! Mutant creatures on the loose!
Mel: *stares at the bloodshed and shakes her head* What about princess Skylight... *looks about for Skylight* Hey! She's gone! Skylight!
Skylight: Help!
Everyone turns to see Skylight with Teiltak pointing a gun at her head.
Skylight: Keel is the cutest! Keel is the cutest! I said it! Let go off me!
Teiltak: Not till everyone says so!
Teachers' fanclub: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Mel edges to Jerequith's side: No one's sticking up for you?
Jerequith: Nope.
Mel: Don't worry. I'll do that.
Jerequith: Thanks, but I think my dad would need more assurance than I do.
Mel: *turns to see Seffier*
Seffier: *lying in a pool of tears being demoralised...*
Mel: Gone are the days when he was young and popular...
Suddenly.
Sound: BOOM!
A whole bunch of old ladies in miniskirts are standing at the door waving pompoms.
Mel: Who are they!
Old people: Go Seffier go! Go Seffier go!
Jerequith: They're the SC Squad. (SC- senior citizens)
Mel: O-o. Hyper...
Jerequith: ... what about Skylight?
Somewhere in the background.
Keel: Don't you dare shoot her or I'll divorce you!
Teiltak: Hah! See! See! Pure and perfect proof that've you've been cheating on me! I bet you even took her to bed!
Skylight: *sobs* I'm a virgin! I swear!
Gun: BANG!
Mel: Noooooooo!!!
Crowd: *silence*
Skylight: I'm not dead! HAHA! Happy day!
Mel turns and looks at the culprit.
Rei: Sorry... Felidi's like a cockroach don't you think... really hardy and...
Mel:-_- ".
Credits start rolling...
To be continued. 
