This is what happened last night after I finished using the computer at about 0123.
Mel picks up her Amath text book and realises she's a bit to much of an idiot to understand anything about the current topic and therefore goes off to find some help. So she mutters some magic words and gets zapped off into Antagaloge.
Location: Somewhere in some far-off palace in Antagaloge...
Time: Late at night.Mel: Ok, time to look for someone who can explain this to me. *walks to Ainsel's room.* (Ainsel's very smart.) Ainsel! I need you to help me with my...
Some foggy sound from inside the room: Snore... he's so hot... snore... so hot...
Mel:...
Ainsel: Snore.
Mel:...
Ainsel: Snore.
Mel: I think this is a bad idea.
Ainsel: Snore.
Mel: I think I'll ask Raeyl instead.
Ainsel: Snore.
Mel: He's very smart too.
Ainsel: I'm drooling...
Mel: ... *leaves to look for Raeyl.*
Location: Outside Raeyl's room.Mel: Raeyl! I need some help with my Amath.
From the room: (no sound)
Mel: Raeyl!
Room: (no sound)
Mel: Raeyl!
Raeyl: Put it out! Put it out! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Mel:... must be having another weirdo dream again. Never mind. I'll go ask Keel. He's very smart too.
(Skylight, Jerequith, Lord Seffier and Lady Felidia have not been featured since the first can't do math, the second won't give answers and the later would put a lazer through my brain before I can finish my my SS corrections.)
So Mel ports into the Alda-moi camp in Exile in hope of finding some answers.
Location: Alda-moi camp.Mel: *yawn*. Mel sleepy. Time to find Keel. *Find Keel's tent without much difficulty.* Keel! Wake up!
A female voice: Aha! So he has been two-timing!
Mel: Huh?
Keel: What's going on? Teiltak? Wargh! What's wrong with you!
Teiltak: You unfaithful cad! How dare you do this to me! I thought you loved me!
Keel: Teiltak, what are you doing? No! No! Stop that's...
A huge chest goes flying out of the room and lands some five metres away.
Mel: Whaa! Amazing!
From inside the tent: Bish! Bash! Sound of breaking glass. Teiltak screaming Keel screaming.
Mel: I better get out of here fast. I know! Rei's smart, sleeps less and is much less violent than most people.
And Mel ports away.
Location: Rei's hideaway.Mel: Hey Rei! Wake up, I need some help with my essay.
Rei: Huh? *wake's up*.
Mel: Can you explain this chapter to me?
Rei: Uh, sure. Hold on a sec, I'll go put on the kettle. Why don't you take a seat and I'll come over later.
Mel sits at the table and Rei goes off to boil tea. After awhile...
Rei: I'm back, now I can explain your math...
Mel: Snore.
Rei:...
Mel: Snore.
Rei:...
Mel: Snore.
Rei: I can explain your math now...
Mel: Snore.
Rei: Wake up.
Mel: Snore
Rei:*poke.poke.*
Mel: Snore.
Rei: *realises it's not going to work and so begins to read Mel's Amath textbook for fun.*
Mel: Snore.
THE END.