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The worst hearing problem ever
My mum thinks I'm deaf, so does everyone. I've a small problem with paying attention so I hear things wrongly. Let me site an example. Mel C was saying something I couldn't hear. So I thought she said: "I've got a robust chest and I'd like to bare it."Another case was when my dad was talking about some medical stuff on his hand phone when I thought I heard: "That dancer is a male prostitude."
And Sharon was saying something about powers in binomal theorem and I heard something like: "Mr. Toh is a Bhomo."My case of wrong hearing was so bad it infected Sharon. Launie: I'm as innocent as snow.
Sharon: I'm the skiniest (I think I spelt it wrong...) asshole?Terrible isn't it?
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More randomness.
I'm bored of hearing people angsting. Isn't there something more interesting that they can do with their lives? Anyway for those who want to take the mbti teast, here it is. http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp Tag me when you get the results and let me know what type you are. Cheerio.
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006 Randomness
I was visiting all random links on certain blogs and had my ears blasted in by the volume of a certain someone's blog. UGH! I hate loud noise. Anyway I was relaxing in the pool today and eating chicken nuggets with my cousin. School life is ahem, boring... other than that I think life is pretty good. Tomorrows the last day of choir! Hiphip hooray!!!
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Where did Mikey, Allister and Galen go? WHERE IS SEAN? He deserves to be slapped don't you think for abandoning his blog and not telling me the new address. Death to the Seany!
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The little devil story
STORY TIME!!! READ THE PORTION BELOW, PLUS THE DISCLAIMER!!!Devils go to school you know. Devils take exams too. One day four little devils were supposed to do a take home test. Devil teacher: The test question is 'give me one reason why men should not be chirstian'. So the four little devils went home to... 1) Study 2) Ask fro help 3) Surf the net The next day... Devil teacher: Give me one reason why men should not be christian. Little devil no.1: Tell them 'THERE IS NO GOD'! Devil teacher: Stupid! How can there be no God. Look at the world. Someone must have created it. It is so complex and full of ecosystems, cycles, elements etc.etc. It couldn't have poped out of nowhere. Look at the universe, there are so many stars and planets. They could't have poped out of no where either! Who will believe that there is no God? Little devil no.1: *Sobs*. Devil teacher: A better answer would be, tell them there is NO PURPOSE. So what if there is a God? So the little devil no.1 got 30/100. Devil teacher: Give me one reason why men should not be christian. Little devil no.2: Tell men 'THERE IS NO SIN'! Devil teacher: Fail! How can you tell them there is no sin. Men sin naturally, in fact they sin very well... they lie, they cheat, they are sexually immoral. Of course everyone knows that there's sin! Little devil no.2: *Cowering in fear*. Devil teacher: Tell them instead that it is okay to sin. It is okay as long as no one catches them... So little devil no.2 got 40/100. Devil teacher: Give me one reason why men should not be christian. Little devil no.3: Tell them 'THERE IS NO JESUS'! Devil teacher: @$%^^%$%^&**!!! This reason is stupider than the first two. How can you think of such an answer. Everyone bases their calander on him. They have Good Friday, Easter, Christmas when they have sales and fancy lights! Worst of all B.C. means Before Chist! Little devil no.3: *Lying demoralised in a pool of tears*. Devil teacher: Tell them there is NO IMPORTANCE! Jesus is someone in history, but he is not important. He was just a good man but is insignificant in out lives. Little devil no.3 did even worse. 10/100! Devil teacher was just as demoralised. 75% of his students failed and the current msg was F9. Devil teacher (to last little devil): You are my last hope! Give me one reason why men should not be christian. Little devil no.4: tell them 'THERE IS NO HURRY'! Devil teacher: EXCELLENT! Being so tied down to routine, many people think tomorrow is bound to come and don't pause to think about what will happen to them when they die. Even if they do, they will put of the time they spent with their creator... untill one day when they have no more time to change... And little devil no.4 got 90/100 marks! *Disclaimer: This story was taken from a presentation done in my church from a series of very entertaining (and thought-provoking) sessions. If you're interested, please tell me. The sessions are on saturday 4-6, the programme is called TOO HARD TO BELIEVE.
Remember what the little devil said?
'THERE IS NO HURRY'
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Boo
I've decided to feed my fish live food. I also just realised that i don't know half the contacts on my msn contact list. Maybe I should clear them away. Yup, I think I'll do just that.
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Why does everyone seem so gloomy these days? I can't find anyone to have a nice chat with. Not that it really matters. I've been doing a bit of retail therapy... if I needed it in the first place, new trousers, new belts... food! Yeah! I'm going to do more shopping tomorrow! My second watch died. I drowned it by accident. It didn't last more than two weeks. Sobs. I love my goldfish. Anyway, I just typed out a poem for fun. It's a long time since I've composed anything. If you're now a lit fan, ignore the below. On my Way HomeI wonder where the road went It took a sudden turn And vanished into pebble-littered, white snow covered earth I wonder where the road went I wonder where the road began Somewhere where fires burn and shadow colored cinders heated spun across the hearth I wonder where the road began I'm rather lost, I think my path went slightly down that lane But it faded right into a fog and I was lost again I wonder where the road will go If somewhere past those ferns I find that pathway I had lost And get going on the turf I wonder where the road will go I've misplaced my way you see while on a rambling roam Now I think I need to find a road on my way home... P.S. That's the title to my new book... if you guessed. I saw what that weirdo newage guy Kitaro looks like. He makes me ashamed to have a character named after him.
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Wednesday, March 15, 2006 I'm back
After eons I'm back. Yeah! Go check out the spectrum blog and get to typing. I love you all. Bye!
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